Total Medals Earned: 1,077 (From 237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,180 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 6/40 (30/495 points)
Shoot two in a row.
Get some more rupees.
Get 50 rupees!
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Travel back home for a while.
Shoot three in a row.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Welcome back... have an apple!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/420 points)
Clear the first stage
Kill a zombie by making a Fatboy explode next to him
Kill a zombie by making a runner crash into him
Kill a zombie with a bomb
Kill a zombie with a spike trap
Kill a zombie with a saw
Kill a zombie by throwing a bomb through a transporter
Kill a zombie by crushing him
Kill a fatboy
Kill a zombie by shooting him into a trap
Kill a zombie with Puke
Make a Runner crash into a Fatboy
Make a runner crash into a Fatboy in mid-air
Launch a Zombie through a transporter
Drop a Fatboy in a transporter
Finish Stage 10 in 9 seconds or less
Crush a zombie underneath a moving platform
Make a charger kill at least 2 zombies
Stop a runner by stunning him
Make at least 4 kills with a single runner
Kill at least 2 zombies by lowering the water level
Finish stage 19 in 16 seconds or less
Shoot a zombie through 2 different transporters without touching the floor
Clear all 9 stages from the Jungle
Clear all 9 stages from Desert
Clear all 9 stages from the Volcano
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)
It wasn't hard...
Zombie Killer
Have a Gun
5 Files Found
Beat the Game
All Files Found
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits